2008
Apr
this is my new favorite video director
Apr 26th
best shake quote ever
yes, playing is for pleasure. (this will now become the new title of this damn thing)
Apr 24th
via julissa, the best thing ever.
Apr 24th
i have a lot of good one-liners...
i made the best fucking frosting of all-time (NO HYPERBOLE) (chocolate cream cheese) and now my...
Apr 19th
fuck forgetting sarah marshall, btw, until they make a comedy about my chubby (but not even ugly!)...
Apr 19th
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found via this site
Apr 19th
Watch
Apr 18th
Al Gore sighed, people (eventually)...
thank heavens, an obama supporter who is, you know, rational. alexbalk: So Obama got pasted last...
Apr 17th
i wish i could embroider while using the elliptical machine.
Apr 14th
good to see sarah silverman hasn't...
god i fucking hate her.
Apr 14th
dream
i was hired by a blind, lebanese hipster to be his assistant (even though i couldn’t read...
Apr 13th
aw, cmon
i grew up in the midwest, i don’t need to see another christian rock band.
Apr 12th
as we say in the radio business
if you put that on the radio, people will listen to it!
Apr 11th
this made me laugh so hard.
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE ACK!
Apr 11th
muxtape 2.0 is done!
Apr 11th
Complaint #184
zomg i actually say this every time i talk about ad. whitewhine: “Its all well and good that...
Apr 10th
this might be the most poorly-cast movie...
Apr 9th
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i didn’t even know there was an april fool’s episode of metalocalypse. part two here. ...
Apr 9th
this is one of the most touching things i've...
Apr 9th
Gimme Gimme Antifreeze
haaaaaah. must try this. alexbalk: I was in Chinatown last night and found myself in need of...
Apr 9th
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(i don’t know wtf this video is, but it’s my favorite song from the album) i finally...
Apr 9th
something i figured out while driving...
i finally figured out what it is about ellen page that makes me so intensely dislike her (except for...
Apr 9th
i was right; this is also a great book. one of the most...
Apr 9th
muxtapes listened to while sewing
http://okyc.muxtape.com/ some pretty good songs — really sags in the middle, but then picks up...
Apr 8th
things my brother & i thought my dad...
ask the girls if they wanted to go to half-priced books do yard work fart
Apr 7th
that's what she said.
re chopsticks: “i mean, it’s not that hard, it’s just a pain in the butt.”
Apr 7th
how possible is it that i’ve read TWO GREAT BOOKS...
Apr 7th
clearly for my benefit rather than the...
to do monday/tuesday go to the gym — on the way to the gym, drop off chris’ phone at...
Apr 7th
related to that last post
saw kids in the hall live tonight. by gum, they’ve still got it! laughed so hard i felt like...
Apr 6th
i would send this to postsecret if i...
i don’t wear deodorant and i like the way i smell.
Apr 6th
headache all day. not worth staying awake.
Apr 5th
Apr 4th
i actually think this is pretty funny
Apr 2nd
how drunk do you have to be to embarass yourself at the williamsburg american apparel store? ...
Apr 1st
Mar
no wonder he doesn’t want anyone to see him. WHAT IF...
Mar 31st
a sure sign i need to lose some weight.
the dog used my FUCKING ASS as a pillow last night. yikes. at the airport, paying for wireless. ...
Mar 30th
what i'm wearing today
Mar 29th
YES THAT MEANS I AM EMBROIDERING ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
Mar 29th
new nickname
“vegas grapefruit” — misheard from a tomato plant commercial (?). and in my haste...
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
we had this dog that was a real rascally...
two metalocalypses and two harvey birdmans in a few minutes make a good friday night.
Mar 29th
Seriously might be the most fucked-up movie I’ve ever...
Mar 29th
"Let me put your mother on."
It’s kind of why I’m afraid to move. alexbalk: I thought about starting a website...
Mar 27th
Because I am endlessly interested in the phenomenon of 70s...
Mar 27th
thinking of resurrecting this thing as a what i wore today blog. but: as if anyone cares; and i...
Mar 24th
Feb
wow, i love like 75% of these things
Feb 19th
just when you thought my tumblr couldn't...
things i have to do before leaving thurs 5:30a pack!! (ipod charger, pjs, socks, shoes) charge cell...
Feb 6th
it took me 13 hours to decide to post...
during the rerun of puppy bowl last night, there was an extended preview for snow buddies that made...
Feb 4th
Did anyone see that Sales Genie ad that just aired on the Super Bowl? It has Chinese pandas who own...
Feb 3rd
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saw it again yesterday, still fucking great, but now i am obsessed with day-lewis’ accent,...
Feb 3rd
Jan
Jan 31st
he's so right
my brother told me this weekend that blogging is stupid. it was in reference to the members of fall...
Jan 30th
Jan 28th
what a fucking class act
Jan 28th
indeed
Jan 28th
birthday humbugs.
Jan 27th