2008

this is my new favorite video director

best shake quote ever

yes, playing is for pleasure. (this will now become the new title of this damn thing) 

via julissa, the best thing ever.

i have a lot of good one-liners...

i made the best fucking frosting of all-time (NO HYPERBOLE) (chocolate cream cheese) and now my...

fuck forgetting sarah marshall, btw, until they make a comedy about my chubby (but not even ugly!)...

Al Gore sighed, people (eventually)...

thank heavens, an obama supporter who is, you know, rational.  alexbalk: So Obama got pasted last...

i wish i could embroider while using the elliptical machine.

good to see sarah silverman hasn't...

god i fucking hate her.

dream

i was hired by a blind, lebanese hipster to be his assistant (even though i couldn’t read...

aw, cmon

i grew up in the midwest, i don’t need to see another christian rock band.

as we say in the radio business

if you put that on the radio, people will listen to it!

this made me laugh so hard.

CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE ACK!

muxtape 2.0 is done!

Complaint #184

zomg i actually say this every time i talk about ad.  whitewhine: “Its all well and good that...

this might be the most poorly-cast movie...

this is one of the most touching things i've...

Gimme Gimme Antifreeze

haaaaaah.  must try this. alexbalk: I was in Chinatown last night and found myself in need of...

something i figured out while driving...

i finally figured out what it is about ellen page that makes me so intensely dislike her (except for...

i was right; this is also a great book.  one of the most...

muxtapes listened to while sewing

http://okyc.muxtape.com/ some pretty good songs — really sags in the middle, but then picks up...

things my brother & i thought my dad...

ask the girls if they wanted to go to half-priced books do yard work fart

that's what she said.

re chopsticks: “i mean, it’s not that hard, it’s just a pain in the butt.”

how possible is it that i’ve read TWO GREAT BOOKS...

clearly for my benefit rather than the...

to do monday/tuesday go to the gym — on the way to the gym, drop off chris’ phone at...

related to that last post

saw kids in the hall live tonight. by gum, they’ve still got it! laughed so hard i felt like...

i would send this to postsecret if i...

i don’t wear deodorant and i like the way i smell.

headache all day.  not worth staying awake.

i actually think this is pretty funny

how drunk do you have to be to embarass yourself at the williamsburg american apparel store? ...

no wonder he doesn’t want anyone to see him. WHAT IF...

a sure sign i need to lose some weight.

the dog used my FUCKING ASS as a pillow last night.  yikes. at the airport, paying for wireless. ...

what i'm wearing today

YES THAT MEANS I AM EMBROIDERING ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

new nickname

“vegas grapefruit” — misheard from a tomato plant commercial (?). and in my haste...

we had this dog that was a real rascally...

two metalocalypses and two harvey birdmans in a few minutes make a good friday night.

Seriously might be the most fucked-up movie I’ve ever...

"Let me put your mother on."

It’s kind of why I’m afraid to move.  alexbalk: I thought about starting a website...

Because I am endlessly interested in the phenomenon of 70s...

thinking of resurrecting this thing as a what i wore today blog.  but: as if anyone cares; and i...

wow, i love like 75% of these things

just when you thought my tumblr couldn't...

things i have to do before leaving thurs 5:30a pack!! (ipod charger, pjs, socks, shoes) charge cell...

it took me 13 hours to decide to post...

during the rerun of puppy bowl last night, there was an extended preview for snow buddies that made...

Did anyone see that Sales Genie ad that just aired on the Super Bowl?  It has Chinese pandas who own...

he's so right

my brother told me this weekend that blogging is stupid.  it was in reference to the members of fall...

what a fucking class act

indeed

birthday humbugs.