April 13, 2008

dream

i was hired by a blind, lebanese hipster to be his assistant (even though i couldn’t read braille).  we had sex, and someone else told a story about someone who had their nipple pierced and took it out, only to have a tree grow out of the hole.
April 11, 2008

aw, cmon

i grew up in the midwest, i don’t need to see another christian rock band.
April 10, 2008

as we say in the radio business

if you put that on the radio, people will listen to it!

this made me laugh so hard.

CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE ACK!
muxtape 2.0 is done!
April 9, 2008

Complaint #184

zomg i actually say this every time i talk about ad. 

whitewhine:

“Its all well and good that you’re fans of ‘Arrested Deveopment’ now, but where were you when they needed you?”

-Whine by Sean Wraith

this might be the most poorly-cast movie ever.
wackadoo filmmaker oliver stone, indeed.  a dangerously insane individual.
i didn’t even know there was an april fool’s episode of metalocalypse.  part two here.  i can’t fucking wait for this to start again.
this is one of the most touching things i've ever seen

Gimme Gimme Antifreeze

haaaaaah.  must try this.

alexbalk:

I was in Chinatown last night and found myself in need of cigarettes, having successfully transitioned my previous pack into the friendly confines of my lungs. Standing on line, I noticed that the store I was in carried a brand called “Double Happiness,” which are manufactured in Shanghai. Naturally, I had to buy them. If the Chinese are willing to stuff delicious toxic chemicals into toothpaste and medicine, can you IMAGINE what they dump into their cigarettes?

The verdict: They lack the initial throat punch you get from a good old Marlboro Red, but I’m feeling some nice pulmonary stinging going on so far. I’ll keep you updated.