yes, playing is for pleasure.

this is my new favorite video director

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:47:33 -0500

this is my new favorite video director

best shake quote ever

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:26:34 -0500

yes, playing is for pleasure.

(this will now become the new title of this damn thing)

via julissa, the best thing ever.

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:21:48 -0500

via julissa, the best thing ever.

i have a lot of good one-liners tonight.

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:21:18 -0500

i made the best fucking frosting of all-time (NO HYPERBOLE) (chocolate cream cheese) and now my stomach and teeth hurt from eating too much.

fuck forgetting sarah marshall, btw, until they make a comedy about my chubby (but not even ugly!)...

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:15:51 -0500

fuck forgetting sarah marshall, btw, until they make a comedy about my chubby (but not even ugly!) ass landing two hot guys.

found via this site

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:14:47 -0500

found via this site

Video

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:02:44 -0500

Al Gore sighed, people (eventually) died. Never again.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:18:13 -0500

thank heavens, an obama supporter who is, you know, rational.

alexbalk:

So Obama got pasted last night. You can bitch and moan about how stupid the questions were—and they were—but, guess what, this is the world we live in now. You want to get elected president, you go through the imbecile hoops our press corps sets up. I understand that it feels unfair, but guess what, Obama fans? Your guy got hammered. And once again, I’m gonna say it’s a good thing.

I feel sorry for Hillary Clinton, I really do: She did everything she was supposed to do to become president and at the last minute everyone decided, wait, we’re going a different way this time. That’s gotta suck. I’m sure Bob Dole felt the same way in ‘80 and ‘88. Life, as another senator from New York was fond of saying, is unfair. But you know? I think she’s actually doing her party and its eventual nominee—because unless it turns out that Barack was Client #10, he’s going to be the nominee—a major service. I want those of you who complain that she’s damaging Obama and bringing up issues that the Republicans will now use in the general election to ask yourselves a question: Do you think, absent Hillary’s swipes, the Republicans would somehow hold off during the campaign? That they were all set to have a genteel discussion of the issues but decided, hey, look what Hillary’s doing, maybe we should try that? She should stay in the race until the bitter end, because if Obama is so unprepared for questions like this in a race that he’d already won, imagine how badly he’s going to flounder in an election where there will be serious questions and major artillery blasted at him every single day. Like the guy, voting for him, etc., but he needs some serious toughening up. And who better to do it than the Clintons? These are the folks who put a draft-dodging, skirt-chasing equivocator up against two genuine war heroes and won BOTH TIMES. There’s a lot they can teach him before he faces the jackasses on the other side come fall.

i wish i could embroider while using the elliptical machine.

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:33:44 -0500

i wish i could embroider while using the elliptical machine.

good to see sarah silverman hasn't learned any new tricks.

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:22:51 -0500

god i fucking hate her.

dream

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:19:20 -0500

i was hired by a blind, lebanese hipster to be his assistant (even though i couldn’t read braille). we had sex, and someone else told a story about someone who had their nipple pierced and took it out, only to have a tree grow out of the hole.

aw, cmon

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:20:00 -0500

i grew up in the midwest, i don’t need to see another christian rock band.

as we say in the radio business

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:37:12 -0500

if you put that on the radio, people will listen to it!

this made me laugh so hard.

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:54:22 -0500

CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE ACK!

muxtape 2.0 is done!

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:01:20 -0500

muxtape 2.0 is done!

Complaint #184

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:24:26 -0500

zomg i actually say this every time i talk about ad.

whitewhine:

“Its all well and good that you’re fans of ‘Arrested Deveopment’ now, but where were you when they needed you?”

-Whine by Sean Wraith

this might be the most poorly-cast movie ever.

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:45:01 -0500

this might be the most poorly-cast movie ever.: wackadoo filmmaker oliver stone, indeed. a dangerously insane individual.

i didn’t even know there was an april fool’s episode...

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:27:21 -0500

i didn’t even know there was an april fool’s episode of metalocalypse. part two here. i can’t fucking wait for this to start again.

this is one of the most touching things i've ever seen

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:40:58 -0500

this is one of the most touching things i've ever seen

Gimme Gimme Antifreeze

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:17:24 -0500

haaaaaah. must try this.

alexbalk:

I was in Chinatown last night and found myself in need of cigarettes, having successfully transitioned my previous pack into the friendly confines of my lungs. Standing on line, I noticed that the store I was in carried a brand called “Double Happiness,” which are manufactured in Shanghai. Naturally, I had to buy them. If the Chinese are willing to stuff delicious toxic chemicals into toothpaste and medicine, can you IMAGINE what they dump into their cigarettes?

The verdict: They lack the initial throat punch you get from a good old Marlboro Red, but I’m feeling some nice pulmonary stinging going on so far. I’ll keep you updated.